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Monday, April 21, 2014
Seeking what is true is not seeking what is desirable. Albert Camus, The Myth of Sisyphus
Monday, April 14, 2014

My Best Attempt to Figure Out What Snapchat Is

On Snapchat, much like in real life, only drunk people want to be my friend, so I have limited experience with this app. To supplement my lack of experience, I’ve determined that the best way to figure out what Snapchat is is to figure out what Snapchat is not. To do that, I’ll deconstruct the description given in the iPhone App Store:

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I am God and I am Satan and I am also all points in between, for my mind is my temple. Ten-year-old Zack to a deacon who came to speak to our class
Sunday, April 13, 2014

Anonymous asked: You don't get it. The people sending you these messages aren't random trolls, they're people you follow on tumblr, whose work you heart. Ever wonder why no one ever includes you in their list of favourite writers or favourite people? There's a whole tumblr page for interviewing members of the TWC & they aren't asking you for an interview. Wonder why? It's because they don't like you! For your own good, go. People don't want you here.

You say this like it’s going to stop me.

Friday, April 11, 2014

Rob Ford kicking and punching things

Anonymous asked: We don't have to be "creative" because our contempt for you is all too correct.

Now see I just can’t accept that. You may have a very good reason for holding me in contempt, but you could still amuse me/us while delivering your messages of hate. Think of it this way: if you want your messages to stand out from all the others, you need to write them in a way that’s not just another string of mindless profanity.

Me too, but my hatred is based on the sharp decline in the anons’ creativity.

Me too, but my hatred is based on the sharp decline in the anons’ creativity.

Anonymous asked: get the fuck off the internet you obviously don't know how to use it

:(

What do I do when I get a “match” on Tinder?

Thursday, April 10, 2014
Rob Ford Laughing

Rob Ford Laughing

Do planes passing by
as flickers in the night
make you envious of
those disappearing
over the horizon
to a place you’ve only
visited on Google Maps?

Do people on phones
chattering indistinctly
with great enthusiasm
make you feel like you
never talk to anyone
and aren’t getting the most
out of your wireless plan?

Do birds that refrain
from shitting on your head
make you yearn for
the ability to fly off
someplace far away
and maybe shit on
another person’s head?

Do couples who kiss
on the street corner
or right next to you
make you feel like
the universe’s love quota
has already been met
and you didn’t make the cut?

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Solipsism: The belief that only the Self exists

Selfiesism: The belief that only the Selfie exists

Monday, April 7, 2014

Dream interpreters: What does it mean when a woman, whose features you do not remember (aside from the fact that she was beautiful), kisses you, goes somewhere far away and tells you to wait because one day she’ll be back?

Sunday, April 6, 2014

Anonymous asked: wtf is your snapchat?

Same as my Tumblr.

But what’s the purpose? I don’t understand it.

But what’s the purpose? I don’t understand it.